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Dirty
I wanna guy who was born fully formed I want a man not a kid Games are a pain if he leads with his brain His ego crowding my id I don't care if he's handsome Size don't matter to me I don't care if he's expensive Or freeChorus Biceps and six packs ain't my fascination Give me wit and a wild imagination Who wants to bother with boys in their thirties? Who wants pretty when you can have dirty?
Find someone kind I don't mind if he's lined Because experience shows Wine takes its time, so does mine cos he's fine Who wants to rush, let's go slow I don't care if he's silver Age is gorgeous to see I just care that he's attentive To meChorus
I wanna guy who was born fully formed I want a man not a kid Games are a pain if he leads with his brain His ego crowding my id I don't care if he's handsome Size don't matter to me I don't care if he's expensive Or freeChorus
Can you tell we're a little bit flirty? Get yourself over here and let's get dirtySandwiches
Tomorrow and tomorrow creeping in with petty pace And every single one of them I have to feed your face I don't care that you're hungry cos I'm that much of a bitch You ask me what's for dinner I say fuck that shit (sax) You ask me where your stuff is cos you're getting in a spin It's either where you left it or it's in the fucking bin I'm not your bloody keeper Or the keeper of your bits You ask me where your stuff is I say fuck that shit (sax)Refrain:
I want to time to write stories and songs I don't even know if I belong Here They said retire at 60 and I said yeah that's alright But now they've added seven years and I'm too tired to fight Gen Z have got the right idea I want to quiet quit Cos every Monday morning I say fuck that shit (straight on) You want me to look 25 I'm nearly 58 And I'm not shaving anything - don't care about my weight The menopause has fucked me, I can't even get a kip You want me to look 25? Fuck that shit.Refrain:
I thought I would have more time to live. I don't know if I've got more to give You. Apparently misogyny is no longer a thing I guess that shows the Alpha Bros who don't want me to sing You tell me I should smile more, but there's women getting hit When you say "Allo Darling"? Fuck that shit. I went to see the doctor and he said it's just my age. Cos menopause as single cause is somehow all the rage. But if they cut me open it'll hurt me for a bit. We don't get anaesthetic?! Fuck that shit. When you say "Allo Darling"? Fuck that shit You want me to look 25? Fuck that shit You ask me what's for dinner I say Fuck that shit (fucking sandwiches)I came here to dance
I don't care what you think you're saying I don't care for the games you're playing Don't you dare think that you can touch me Stay right there:don't you try to push me You buy drinks - you're looking for some action Makes me think that's just a transaction Should be clear I don't care what you say I'm just here to listen to the DJChorus
I came here to dance I came here to dance I came here to Tell you that I'll be on the dance floor It's a fact that is what we're here for Don't want chat, I'm just here to boogie While you're sat, like you're at the movies You're immune - wow you're so entitled Got no clue: all your lines recycled Just go now, you're so spoiling my day That's my tune! Get out of my way!Chorus
Get my arse out there on the dance floor It's a farce: what you even here for? Don't look twice if you hear me snoring No surprise - you're so fucking boring My place is deep down in the mosh pit Not you cos you don't want to risk it Got no rizz, you seem like a real bore My heart is out there on the DancefloorChorus
Tell you that I came here to danceThe F Word
I was blond and I was pretty. But mother said life can be shitty, Keep your family by your side. Make good friends and you'll survive. So I behaved like they said I should. I tried my hand at motherhood. Kids were great. But marriage failed. Don't be sad. I got brave. I marched, I screamed, I shouted loud. Against the bombs, the wars, the world. But most women have no say, And crazy men, yes crazy men, yes crazy men, still rule the world. Some things got better, some got worse. Shit still hit the fan. Women often take this hit. So shout out loud, "don't take this shit." I may be old, and not so fair. I'm seventy-nine, but I still care. Yes, I still care. I've learnt to swear. I hate the fuckers, the crazy fuckers, the crazy fuckers that rule the world. Yes I'm old, and over-weighty. What the fuck! I'm nearly eighty! Yes I'm here. Its my time. Yes, I'm here This stage is mine. Shout the F word. I'm just fine. Shout out fuck it. In my prime. So shout out fuck it. Its my time. Shout out fuck it. The stage is mine! Shout out fuck it. I'm seventy-nine. And in my fucking prime.Taxi for the Patriarchy
[Spoken] Taxi for the patriarchy!Intro
You fucked the fucking heavens and you fucked up fucking hell You didn't only fuck up us - you fucked up you as well You fucked up with control and you fucked up with your greed You fucked up with corruption, took more profit than you need You fucked the fucking trees and you poisoned all the bees You killed the fucking seas and we're really fucking mad . . . WHO made the patriarchy? WHO wrote that MANifesto? Well, it bloody wasn't women We're too busy making pesto YOU fucked up how we're born, How did THAT become the norm? HOW did you fuck up porn? That makes us fucking mad.Chorus
You fucked the fucking heavens, and you fucked up fucking hell You didn't only fuck up us - you fucked up you as well We're really fucking angry and we're speaking loud and clear - Step aside, the women are here! YOU fucked with our emotions YOU fucked with our esteem YOU fucked with our heads You gaslit all our dreams WE take our bodies back WE take our power back We claim our sovereignty Shall we fly a little flag??Chorus
(Spoken) "Hey, has anyone seen the patriarchy?" "Haven't you heard? The patriarchy's dead!" (Cheers, then brief funeral of the patriarchy) So now the patriarchy's dead Welcome to the PEOPLEarchy People and planet working together No longer fucking mad. No longer fucking angry So hear our words of cheer Step this way, the women are here The world's a better place now we're speaking loud and clear You mucked up - It's a cock up - So buckle up - The women are here.