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Sandwiches
Verse 1
Tomorrow and tomorrow creeping in with petty pace
And every single one of them I have to feed your face
I don't care that you're hungry cos I'm that much of a bitch
You ask me what's for dinner
I say fuck that shit
(sax)
Verse 2
You ask me where your stuff is cos you're getting in a spin
It's either where you left it or it's in the fucking bin
I'm not your bloody keeper
Or the keeper of your bits
You ask me where your stuff is
I say fuck that shit
(sax)
Refrain
I want to time to write stories and songs
I don't even know if I belong
Here
Verse 3
They said retire at 60 and I said yeah that's alright
But now they've added seven years and I'm too tired to fight
Gen Z have got the right idea I want to quit
Cos every Monday morning
I say fuck that shit
(straight on)
Verse 4
You want me to look 25 I'm nearly 58
And I'm not shaving anything - Don't care about my weight
The menopause has fucked me, I can't even get a kip
You want me to look 25?
Fuck that shit.
Refrain
I thought I would have more time to live.
I don't know if I've got more to give
You.
Verse 5
Apparently misogyny is no longer a thing
I guess that shows the Alpha Bros who don't want me to sing
You tell me I should smile more, but there's women getting hit
When you say "Allo Darling"?
Fuck that shit.
Verse 6
I went to see the doctor and he said it's just my age.
Cos menopause as single cause is somehow all the rage.
But if they cut me open it'll hurt me for a bit.
We don't get anaesthetic?!
Fuck that shit.
When you say "Allo Darling"?
Fuck that shit
You want me to look 25?
Fuck that shit
You ask me what's for dinner
I say Fuck that shit (fucking sandwiches)